this is what happens when bucky hijacks the camera in the field; footage is EXPENSIVE goddammit barnes; literally thirty reels of weird closeups;here’s steve’s eyelashes; here’s a spot steve missed when shaving; another shot from below taken from between his legs; literally wastes thousands of dollars on unusable shots getting uncomfortably close to captain america;ends up in an archive until the late fifties and some dude picks it up and is like ‘hahaha some girl must have had a weird crush on cap man’; this got away from me and im so ashamed;
loislane